Last Night!

Interesting to say the least. Last night's escapade developed into a drunken stupor where I was privileged enough to bare witness. So what did I witness?

Here are highlights from last night's mis-adventure:
01. Stumbling down the hall.
02. Splattered vomit directly beside the trash can.
03. Slicing pie at 15 minute intervals due to each slice taking that long to be removed from the tray and placed onto the plate.
04. Vodka breath.
05. Beer soaked shirts.
06. Unexpected grabbing of "tails" in a game of Heads and Tails.
07. Creating a moat around the crock pots.
08. A lost food warmer behind the seeker.
09. Sung as loud as possible, "THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BAG. OH, THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BAG. WE GOT A HOLE IN THE BAG. THERE'S A HOLE IN THE BAG!"
10. Incapability of "tying off" a trash bag.

However, despite the torture to my senses, everything I had worked on was "perfect." Money was spent and information was recorded without flaw.

Observing was amusing but not worth a 1 AM bedtime with a 6 AM wake-up call. Which brings us to today's "Training Update":

Another approximate 3 mile run at 00:31:07. Then an approximate 1 hour bo workout.